Things that make me want to punch someone in the throat

1) That smacking noise people's mouths make when they chew with their mouth open.

2) Constipation

3) Billings' drivers who consistently drive at least 5 mph under the speed limit, brake when a car is pulling out a half a mile away, slow down to go through green lights, and cut you off when there is no one behind you and proceed to go slower than a paraplegic sloth.

4) Billings' drivers who have no idea what a bike is and how to deal with them on the road. I am not a pedestrian, I am a bike and the law says you have to treat me like I am just any other car on the road. So don't wave me on at 4-way stops, pass me when there is no room and slam on the brakes at the stop light we were 20 yards from when you passed me. Asshole.

5) Billings' drivers.

6) That noise jugs make when they are full and you're pouring whatever is in them out and it goes 'glug glug glug' and splashes everywhere. Dammit I really hate that.

7) Holding a conversation with someone who just waits for their turn to talk instead of actually listening. This happens daily.

8) When W-League teams schedule tryouts and then decide to move the dates when you have non-refundable plane tickets to attend tryouts. Get your shit together and take other people's lives and finances into consideration, please.

9) When Facebook chat clogs up your browser and turns what should be a simple conversation into a ridiculously frustrating task. Typing a sentence should not take five minutes and make it impossible to use your browser for anything else.

10) Listening to someone chew.